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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner screams, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk calmly replies, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"
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The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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Cough Remedy!
Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Palatka51, Jul 22, 2008.
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eewwww.....:thumbs:
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Hehe.
Reminds me of the young new intern who had a woman in hysterics. The older doctor he was training under pulled the young man aside. "Why on earth did you tell Mrs. Jones she's pregnant? She's 70 years old!" the older man demanded.
The intern replied smugly, "Cured her of her hiccups, didn't I?"