Did I read that sign right?
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW"
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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
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In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
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In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
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In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
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Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
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Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
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Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
Did I read that sign right?
Discussion in 'Other Discussions' started by Revmitchell, Feb 6, 2013.
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Revmitchell Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
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You must have laughed really hard when your wife told you these jokes!
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InTheLight Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
MARIJUANA ISSUE SENT TO JOINT COMMITTEE
CITY UNSURE WHY SEWER SMELLS
MEETING ON OPEN MEETINGS IS CLOSED
RALLY AGAINST APATHY DRAWS SMALL CROWD
NUDISTS FIGHT ERECTIONS OF TOWERS AT LOCAL BEACH
PRINCESS DI WAS STILL ALIVE HOURS BEFORE SHE DIED
THE BRA CELEBRATES A PAIR OF HISTORIC MILESTONES THIS YEAR
PARENTS KEEP KIDS HOME TO PROTEST SCHOOL CLOSURE
FEDERAL AGENTS RAID GUN SHOP, FIND WEAPONS
MAN ACCUSED OF KILLING LAWYER RECEIVES NEW ATTORNEY
17 REMAIN DEAD IN MORGUE SHOOTING SPREE
ILLITERACY AN OBSTABLE, STUDY FINDS
HOMICIDE VICTIMS RARELY TALK TO POLICE
NEW SICK POLICY REQUIRES TWO DAY NOTICE
MAN WITH 8 DUI'S BLAMES DRINKING PROBLEM
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A common one I see, and I think amusing
Door Alarmed..........the world is a crazy place.:smilewinkgrin: -
Crabtownboy Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
I am always amused when I see a sign posted that says:
No Smoking Room
I surely hope no room is smoking ... after all in where there is smoke in a room there is fire and I'd rather not be in a fire.