Donald Trump Proposes Harnessing Liberal Tears To Provide Clean Energy

[Revmitchell]

From Babylon Bee:
NEW YORK, NY—Hot off the business mogul’s election day victory, Donald Trump is already proposing a plan to provide the nation with clean energy throughout all fifty states.

The plan reportedly includes as a key component the harnessing of the nation’s abundant supply of liberal tears, the flow of which would be utilized to power massive hydroelectric generators installed throughout the nation.

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Trump and his advisers reportedly got the idea while watching the nation’s widespread protests against his upcoming presidency, and noticed an abundant flow of salty tears, the energy-giving potential of which was being completely squandered as the teardrops ran off into gutters or evaporated into thin air.

http://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-proposes-harnessing-liberal-tears-provide-clean-energy/

 

[Use of Time]

This is why you have no credibility. You call out Benjamin for creating a childish thread and then do the exact same thing without the slightest hint of irony or awareness. It is truly remarkable how tone deaf you can be. Great work on moving to unify "pastor"

 

[kyredneck]

Epitome of hypocrite, always.

Reverend. Seriously?

 

[Aaron]

From Babylon Bee:
NEW YORK, NY—Hot off the business mogul’s election day victory, Donald Trump is already proposing a plan to provide the nation with clean energy throughout all fifty states.

The plan reportedly includes as a key component the harnessing of the nation’s abundant supply of liberal tears, the flow of which would be utilized to power massive hydroelectric generators installed throughout the nation.

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Trump and his advisers reportedly got the idea while watching the nation’s widespread protests against his upcoming presidency, and noticed an abundant flow of salty tears, the energy-giving potential of which was being completely squandered as the teardrops ran off into gutters or evaporated into thin air.

http://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-proposes-harnessing-liberal-tears-provide-clean-energy/

The Donald shoulda really said this! This is art.

 

[Rolfe]

Little wonder Aaron liked the idea. *laugh*

A-rum-pum-pum-pum...

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

Little wonder Aaron liked the idea. *laugh*

A-rum-pum-pum-pum...

I would of put his head on the jackass.

 

[Aaron]

Isn't it sweet how ITL and Ralfe tag team in these threads? Do you guys need some time alone?

 

[InTheLight]

Isn't it sweet how ITL and Ralfe tag team in these threads? Do you guys need some time alone?

Great minds run in the same channel.

 

[Aaron]

Ew.

 

[HankD]

From Babylon Bee:
NEW YORK, NY—Hot off the business mogul’s election day victory, Donald Trump is already proposing a plan to provide the nation with clean energy throughout all fifty states.

The plan reportedly includes as a key component the harnessing of the nation’s abundant supply of liberal tears, the flow of which would be utilized to power massive hydroelectric generators installed throughout the nation.

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Trump and his advisers reportedly got the idea while watching the nation’s widespread protests against his upcoming presidency, and noticed an abundant flow of salty tears, the energy-giving potential of which was being completely squandered as the teardrops ran off into gutters or evaporated into thin air.

http://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-proposes-harnessing-liberal-tears-provide-clean-energy/

Hi Rev,

I think it was Governor Huckabee who said "liberals don't have a sense of humor".

HankD