Brandon (all),
A few comments to add. Brandon, you stated, "I don't think anyone here believes that the local church cannot train leaders..." Of course you don't the Bible is abundantly clear on that (II Tim. 2:2, et.al.), however, I percieve (I may be wrong, but I don't believe I am) that a number responding to this thread believe that the church has the authority and probably should be training faithful men, it's just better training can be found outside of the local church. I don't believe that all church ministry "schools" are biblical and balanced simply because they are under the authority of a l.c. -- however, these schools do not have their hands tied because of faulty ecclesiology. Also, regardless of what you may think, my loyalty is not to EBC/EBTS (Although I truly loved being a member of that l.c. and a student at EBTS)!!! My loyalty is to the Word of God. I believe (by conviction derived from the Scriptures) that the authority to teach the "all things" of Matt. 28:20 is the commission of the Lord's candlesticks.
Another thing, I am for a rigorous, academic training of faithful men. I am not anti-education. I'm for it! I just think it should be done under the authority of that institution which God commissioned to do the training! I do believe the men doing the training need to be qualified -- but qualified in whose eyes.
FYI, EBTS is taught by qualified men even in your eyes. However, this is still secondary to my point of contention with you. It really does come down to this: I believe the training should be done under the authority of the l.c., and you do not -- in fact, you automatically assume because your hands being bound by your weak ecclesiology that l.c. training is automatically elementary. (In many locations, that very well may be so...and I recognize that).