Fred And Sam At The Movies

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    Two old friends Fred and Sam go to the movies... About 5 minutes into movie, Fred sees Sam urgently looking under his seat... So Fred says Sam, what's wrong?... Sam says Fred I lost my candy... Fred says, well Sam even if you find it, it will be dirty and not fit to eat... So being the friend he is, he hands another piece of candy to Sam... Desperately Sam grabs Fred and says, out loud, DON'T YA SEE FRED, I GOTTA FIND IT!... MY TEETH WERE IN IT!!!... Brother Glen:eek: