Funny Quotes from BBc Members - Part Deux

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SaggyWoman:
The woman part comes in later, not because I got a sex change, because I have always been a woman...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course you didn't get a sex change, cuz you would have gotten "tucked" here and there in the process (hey, why waste anesthesia right?) whereas the term "Saggy" would be like calling a giant "Tiny"! LoL
{Couldn't resist} ;)

 

How do I always get the honor of being mentioned in here????

 

Saggy....one word will answer your question:

:D L*O*V*E :D

 

Originally posted by Joy
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To my absolute horror and discust, I once found my 3 yr old with her hands swirling around in the potty. I yelled at the top of my lungs, "What in the world are you doing, girl?!"
She looked back at me with a twinkle in her eye and casually replied, " I'm making poop soup!"


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I laughed til tears were coming out of my eyes! :D

Until next Post, Adam

 

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
You been reading the "Other Religion" forums on the BB again? :rolleyes:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

THE HORROR!

 

Originally posted by flyfree423
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Time out!!! that was a foul! No making logical well thought out arguments on this board! What do you think you are??? Huh? Huh? A baptist?!
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Originally posted by preacher:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Ya mean a mind is required to be on this board???
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NewBeliever:
Originally posted by flyfree423
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Who's that? :D

Until Next Post, flyfree432

 

I know in your christian heart you can forgive me Adam. Havn't you noticed Im King of the Typo! I'm also slightly dyslexic which dosn't help.

 

Of course I do! I'm just teasing :D

Until next post, Adam

 

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
Gettin' old ain't for sissies. :rolleyes:
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LoL!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SPAM:
Judge them? Naw, just wax him and the rest of his goons.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

SPAM, are you one of the Sopranos? :eek:
LoL! ;)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JPCambetas:
Every morning I wake up with that nice smell of the coffe being made by our maid.
JP ;) ;)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm available for adoption!

 

HEY!!!! Where are all of these new graemlins coming from????????????

Until Next Post, Adam

 

Adam:

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by preacher:
My loving wife says she knows God has a sense of humor.... he made ME!!! :D :rolleyes:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ahhh Preacher! I knew I could count on you to keep this thread alive! VIVA LA FUNNY QUOTES! LoL

 

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Briguy:
If someone knew that they had healing on their hankie...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Need more be said??? I want to know how DOES someone would know if they have healing on thier hankie!

I am sorry, "healing on thier hankie"!! That is just so...so cute!!



~Lorelei

 

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kathy: Oh well, that was more than I wanted to say, but I found this soapbox here and I figured hey, might as well use it huh? LoL Kathy &lt;&gt;&lt;<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

We know that Kathy, we know that!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael Wrenn: When I hear that term "alien immersion" or "alien baptism", I get a mental picture of E.T. being lowered into the water.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are not the only one Michael! ;)