<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wellsjs:
That's scarry! I consider this a list to run as far away from as one can get (exception: Jack Hayford isn't too bad). You are obviously full-blown charismatic. Please I implore you, these guys (and gals) teach so much unscriptural garbage I'm not sure where to begin. Here's one:
Kenneth Copeland says (and I have the tape), "you were not made in the image of God, you are god!" He goes on to say that God is a "large man."
Murillo refers to himself as "the Holy Ghost bartender."
Benny Hinn is a circus side-show! I'm sorry, but you need to hear it from someone . . . might as well be me. :eek: :eek: :eek:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sorry man, the "you need to hear it from someone" tickled me! LoL :D
Anyway...I'm watching and I'll be posting "funny quotes" from you BBer's! Post some of your tummy twisters too! Who says Baptists are stuffy? HA!
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Funny Quotes From BBc Members!
Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Kathy, Jul 10, 2001.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Briguy:
wrong wrong wrong!!!
ugly ugly ugly!!! or
deformed deformed deformed!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Do you think Briguy got his point across? LoL
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wellsjs:
As I have three children (and a mortgage-size monthly payment) going to a Christian school, let me express my feelings.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
LoL - don't I know it!
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by preacher:
When I said I'm in the mountains I meant it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*hehe*
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Hey Kathy, it’s not nice to have all the fun for yourself. :D You ought to share, and get involved. Didn’t you post one in the humor section? How did it go? Well, why don’t we quote the whole thing!
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Kathy wrote: I posted a topic called "Hell" and after posting, you know how you get that "Sit tight...We are taking you back to:" HAHA Well I had to share this! Mine said "Sit tight...We are taking you back to: HELL" LoL! LoL! I was laughing so hard! Well, I was like NO I DON'T WANT TO GO! haha ;) :D :eek: :cool: Just thought I'd share...hehe <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> -
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orvie:
I'm new at this here board, I hope I don't get "bored" with this board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*teehee*
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Sorry Kathy, but you must keep trying. So Far BJ Halo's post is the funniest and it was yours!!! I am still laughing about it! I want to go post on that topic just to show my husband! *LOL*
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jdjackson:
Oh yeah, ain't nothin' wrong with conservative. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
I grew up in the same generation (probably) as your pastor. We were taught that going to movies was wrong because:
~That it supports Hellywood and the filthy lifestyle of that crowd<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
When I read "Hellywood" I died laughing (but I was revived..hehe!
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joy2:
Anybody wanna talk natural childbirth? :D That oughta keep the guys outta here!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*giggle*
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
It's an inanimate object, and I'm angry at it!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
OOPS! ;)
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Keep going Kathy. This thread is heading for the "Best Threads" forum.
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Quote from B.J. Halo, to a man with a drinking problem.
"If you want to have a victorious life in the Lord, then you have to turn back to drinking, and seek the sweet fellowship of a local Baptist church." :eek: :eek: :eek: -
Kathy, this great! :D I see you already caught me :eek: ! Better watch what I write! :D
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YAYE GINA! You got BJ Halo! I've been "out to get him" *hehe*!
Glad you all like this thread...it's nice to have some fun sometimes! :D
Kathy ;)
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
Hey, I grew up with "Dress for Success" as a guide, and always wear a bow-tie (see my pix at my website for a good laugh). This summer I am teaching two philosophy courses - and had to ask the girls in class not to wear swimwear to the university! (Mostly because they complain about "sticking to the chairs" in the classroom) :cool:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Gotta check out that bow tie!
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MyhelpisfromAbove:
[QB]The Pope(is number one)[QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Uh Oh! What's wrong with this picture? LoL
JUST KIDDING...This was posted by our dear MyhelpisfromAbove and was listed in the 10 most damaging preachers thread. Hope you don't mind the little jokey-joke! :D (why isn't there an innocent smilie?)
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Briguy:
Magicdar, You drink and speak in tongues? any correlation between the two? (I'm sorry I just couldn't resist that)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gina:
If you're right and they're wrong. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This was in response to "What makes a person Baptist" LoL Gina, you've got a GREAT sense of humor! ;)
Kathy
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
Knew of an egg-suckin' hound that would steal the eggs outta the coop, eat 'em, then come up and lick your face with goopy yellowed lips and eggy breath. :eek: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Uhhhh...what? LoL! Can you guess what thread this was taken from? :D
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