Haiku #02

[SaggyWoman]

My eyes are tearing
I hate to see it go now
All things come to end.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

We can keep it going
We don't need SFIC
We are very good

 

[SaggyWoman]

One of the best, yes,
is S F I C Haiku.
We need him for now.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Snow is on the ground
The wind is blowing real strong
Spring, please do come soon

 

[standingfirminChrist]

We can keep it going
We don't need SFIC
We are very good

Sue! I am broken
Your words have caused me sorrow
And now, I shall cry.

ROFL

 

[standingfirminChrist]

As I went to church
A pillar of smoke rose high
Someone call for help!

 

[standingfirminChrist]

Black umbrellas turned
inside out by the high wind
Bobby pins hold hair.

 

[Magnetic Poles]

Transfats clog your heart.
High fructose corn syrup bad.
What is left to eat?

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

(Awwww, Ron, we loves ya!)

Buy fruits and veggies
No spinach, thins the blood
Salads are healthy

 

[standingfirminChrist]

Eat healthy, no fat
Walk to keep the bod in shape
Die anyway... Ha!

 

[standingfirminChrist]

All is vanity
Nothing new under the sun
The preacher cries out

 

[standingfirminChrist]

Haiku! Bless You! No
That was not a sneeze, my friend
Well, Gesundheit then!

 

[Magnetic Poles]

Tomorrow they come
To take all the trash away.
Place it by the curb.

 

[standingfirminChrist]

Trash delivery
Is done ev'ry pick up day
Where my brother lives.

Beaufort, SC. No more than two bags allowed. So the men get out of truck and pick up extra bags and deliver to fronts of houses that only have one bag or none. (Seen it myself, or I would not have believed it). Then, they go back to truck and pick up all trash on the curbs. ROFL

 

[Magnetic Poles]

Trash delivery
Is done ev'ry pick up day
Where my brother lives.

Beaufort, SC. No more than two bags allowed. So the men get out of truck and pick up extra bags and deliver to fronts of houses that only have one bag or none. (Seen it myself, or I would not have believed it). Then, they go back to truck and pick up all trash on the curbs. ROFL

Amazing, isn't it? LOL

South Carolina,
Evenly distributed
trash to every house.

 

[standingfirminChrist]

Attend school twelve years
Learn how to deliver trash
In your neighborhood.

 

[Magnetic Poles]

Lay's Potato Chips
Nobody can eat just one
Marketing haiku!

 

[standingfirminChrist]

True junk food junkie
Found dead among sweets and snacks
Ah... Twinkie Heaven!

 

[Magnetic Poles]

Mild or wild spicy,
Buffalo wings, tasty snack.
Dunk in bleu cheese dip.

 

[standingfirminChrist]

How do they ever
Get that buffalo airborne?
The wings are too small!