Have You Ever? #05

No, and I would tell you if I had.

Have you ever been likened to an animal?

 

no

have you ever gotten lost in a parking lot?

 

No, but I fear that that day is coming soon.

Have you ever locked your keys in the car with the radio on and loud enough so that passers by could hear it and tell that not only are the keys in it but is literally broadcasting that no one is in it?

Wow that was a mouth full.:sleeping_2:

 

Yes, well it was a tape playing and the car was running. Old school car, 1974 Chevy Malibu.

Have you ever slept only 2 hours and then had to work 8?

 

Something like that. Or go to class.

Have you ever ran over someone's foot?

 

no

have you ever sneaked into the movies without paying?

 

No, but was wondering if any one has ever gotten away with it.

Have you ever walked away from a teller with out getting your change back?

 

yes

have you ever had your own business?

 

Yes I own a business.

Have you ever smoked pot?

 

Yes, Just this morning, as I started to heat grease in the skillet the "pot" began to smoke. If by chance you are talking about the funny cigarette? Then it is a no.

Have you ever been to a High School football game and smelled funny cigarette smoke coming up from under the bleachers?

 

Probably.

Have you ever been to a Christian concert that was held after a rock concert, and you could smell the remains of weed?

 

No


Have you ever put a penny on the rail of a train track?

 

yes

have you ever changed a flat in the pouring rain?

 

No.

Have you ever had a flat near a prison, in pitch dark on the interstate, and you started changing it and a highway patrol man came along to help?

 

No, but I have had an officer stand there and watch while I changed a tire. I guess he didn't want to get his uniform dirty.

Have you ever been given a stinky perfume/aftershave as a gift, but wore it anyway so as not to hurt any feelings?

 

Nope...it just finds it's way to the back of the closet for a year or two before being thrown away.

Have you ever regifted someone with a gift of bad cologne/perfume that you didn't like?

 

No. That could leave a bad stink on our friendship.

Have you ever left a telemarketer on hold, to see how long it would be before he gave up and hung up?

 

Probably once or twice, but it was a long time ago. Now I just hang up on them if they can't accept my non interest.

Have you ever been constipated?

 

Yes, a few times in my life

Have you ever got bit by a rabbid animal?

 

no

have you ever had a bat fly at your head?