How to Get Kicked Off a Cruise Ship

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  1. Santha Administrator
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    What are somethings that you should never say/do on a Cruise Ship, that will get you kicked off?
    Just for fun :)
    Few things that came to my mind are
    1. Announce that you are going to declare a mutiny against the captain and his crew.
    2. Bring your own alcohol.
    3. Bring your pet cobra with you!
    4. Eating Shrimp cocktail for the first time without knowing you have a shellfish allergy.
     
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    5) have a sticker on you luggage that says "I survived the Titanic.
    6) Announce that you expect everything to be just like you saw on the "Love Boat"