1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the
mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I
locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
'Cooter':laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by givengrace, Sep 1, 2008.
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:laugh: Let us hope that the would-be burglars can read the note!
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That might actually work around here. I think I'll give it a try! :laugh:
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I have a friend who actually keeps a huge dog dish and huge dog bone on the front porch to scare away theives. They don't own a dog. LOL!
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This kinda reminds me of a sign I saw years ago posted on a front door of a business:
WARNING!
These premises are protected by
HIGH VOLTAGE and
TWO HUNGRY GUARD DOGS
three nights a week!
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This is what us Georgians do (just kidding) :laugh:
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Good idea. It just might work here, too!
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I suppose that would do it alright!:laugh: :thumbs: :laugh:
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