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At an undisclosed location three of our Moderators were carrying on the following conversation:
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Let's have a group hug.
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Jon-Marc said:
I am 100% against ANY smoking. I thank God it's a habit I never had. It is a filthy and totally unnecessary habit that serves absolutely NO useful purpose. How can a Christian tell someone how God frees them from burdens while He's blowing smoke at them? The only thing I can even think of that even comes close to comparing with the foul, putrid stench of tobacco is a skunk. My apologies to skunks for the comparison.
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Quoted from Magnetic Poles:
Well, DUH, yeah! But that's not what the verse you quoted says. It says every green plant for food, but it doesn't say that was the ONLY food.
So does this mean Marijuana Brownies are healthy for us? It's a green plant .
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this isn't a quote, but funny nevertheless. Just got done going to quick links to see who was online....
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This was taken from the Coffee House during a conversation on large families.
TLB is going to have another baby and the nurse asked her if she was catholic.
Her reply (and typo):
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At least we aren't breaded baptists ;)
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In a thread about "the king who ate grass"
I saw the following - "left God out of his planes " apparently king Nebuchadnezzar did this ..............
and .......... look what happened to him ....and his fingernail grew like a wild animal.
Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're not gonna catch ME flying.
God said, "Lo, I will be with thee alway."
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Fear of flying, huh?
And I thought you are one brave little soul.
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I am, Barnabas.
As long as my feet are on the ground. :thumbs:
This is from a thread about corndoggy not fitting in at church.
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A bit of humor from the Coffee House.
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In the "Looking to Daytona" thread in the Sports forum, padredurand , one of the BB resident comedians, posted this.
So there I was keeping one end of the couch down with my oldest son holding down his end while we were watching the Busch series run at Talladaga this afternoon. Kyle Busch takes a wild ride on his roof right up to the point when he hit the grass... then it was more like roof, door, 2 tires, door, hood, roof ...
My sons says, "Ain't that the Busch brother they call Shrub ? Being a man of few words I reply, "Yup." "Probably," says the son, "they'll be calling him Tumbleweed now."
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As you may noticed, the Humorous Quotes by BB Members #1 thread has ran its course.
Started way back on October 16, 2005, it is high time we have it retired and start a new one.
Thank you all who contributed to the success of this funny thread!
Trust that you'll come and visit the new Humorous Quotes by BB Members #2 and keep adding to its contents.
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