Man Dressed as Tree Robs Bank

A man walked into a Citizen Bank in Manchester, New Hampshire, with tree branches taped to his head and torso and robbed it!

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/man-dr...y/20070709111709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

 

Was it a branch office? Did he get away with much green?

 

quit cutting down that poor man...

 

You're saying I should leave him alone? I hear his bark was worse than his bite.

 

I think by attempting such a scheme he was really going out on a limb. But I guess nobody saw through it. Personally, though, I still think the guy's a real sap.

*leaves quickly*

 

Rofl . . . . .

 

Aw , leaf him alone . I woodn't pick on him if I were you . He was under trunked-up charges .

 

The root of that poor saps problem is sin.

 

ditto :laugh:

 

I guess this means that the love of money really is the ROOT of all evil!

 

This is all Bush's fault.

 

Once caught he should be beaten to a PULP.

 

Was he the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil?

 

Or a money tree?

 

Had that nut done this on Arbor day, he would've gotten off.

I heard he carried a sawed-off shotgun.

I can just hear the conversation now:
Teller: I bet you'd like to make a withdrawal!
Robber: I wood.

The feds knew about this robbery early on, thanks to an FBI plant.

 

I wonder if he had the robbery note carved into the bark.

 

Attention moderators,
Please do not put this thread under "Clean Humor." Not only is this not humor, this has got to be the most pathetic set of jokes in the history of BB. :laugh:

 

It's "news" to me that some of you are so incredibly clever ;)

This thread has really kept me chuckling.

 

I think he must have knot used his good sense. Good thing the teller saw through him. At least he didn't pull the twigger.

 

You all are barking up the wrong tree .