National Guard tries to drive under water

Did the Army train you to do something dumb like killing an E6 W/ OPSEC

Good, I didn't want you to read it anyways

You are going to drown in all those smilies. I think you are dumb enough to be accepted into the National Guard!!! I assume you would go back in as a Butter Bar - and I know who you would love to have in your command. Come on - be free with the answer and that is coming from your TOP