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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Salty, Jun 9, 2010.

  1. Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    Let me be more specific, what have you got against the toes of the Tomatos
     
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    It is like comparing tomatoes with ......lemons......lemon meringue pie, lemon honey anyone
     
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    But the important question is, what have the toes of tomatoes got against you? Did you step on their toes?
     
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    Three tomatoes are walking down the street - Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and a Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind. Papa Tomato gets angry, goes over to Baby Tomato and smooshes him. He says, "Catch up!"
     
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    Why are you discriminating against mustard:confused::mad::(
     
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    Mustard is yellow and I don't want cowards covering me..I want real soldiers.

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
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    So you don't care about the sailors and Marines
     
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    No no, it wasn't Col. Mustard who did it. It was Mr. Green in the conservatory with the lead pipe.
     
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    The faster it spins, the many.
     
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    Now I like eggy soldier and Marmite soldiers ......
     
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    What have you got against Peace Corps volunteers?
     
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    Nuttin' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    So are you saying Peace Corp volunteers are nuts?
     
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    :laugh: however did you manage to put that interpretation on it??:laugh: That is one heck of an imagination you have salty :laugh:
     
  15. Jim1999 <img src =/Jim1999.jpg>

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    Originally Posted by following-Him
    Nuttin' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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    Salty doesn't understand English English...lol

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
  16. Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    I only speak military! Okay you knuckleheads - Fall in, I said fall in NOW
    Anyways, when you PCS, in your POV ensure that you DA31 is in order to ensue no problems when you travel thru CONUS. If you are taking a Cat Y or MAC, you do need to conform to AR670-1.
    But when it comes to TDY for BNOC...
     
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    Fall is in here ...... Season of mists and mellow fruitfullness..... or Jam and mellow pie-fullness....:tongue3:
     
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    Yes, apple pie fullness
     
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    Nah - it is action stations tomatoes here - we still have loads of them.

    What do I do with this huge pumpkin I have grown? Will it be edible?
     
  20. Jim1999 <img src =/Jim1999.jpg>

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    Did you know that the Irish, when the first came to America, actually carved turnips to place in windows to drive the evil spirits away? They soon found the American pumpkin easier to carve........and so the Heckoween pumpkin.

    Cheers,

    Jim