Sister,
She and my girl made it home safe and sound--had a good time at their GA camp--she won't know nothin' about the ribs until she gets a "hankerin'" for um, goes to the freezer and they ain't there!! "What happened to the dad-blame ribs I had in here??"
Now, gettin' back to the bouncer job! Please don't give me my "pink slip" just because there's a sign outside the shop that says "coffee" and yet inside we serve lemonaide, cocoa, pepsi, dr Pepper and all the other side drinks--You've got to have a bouncer for somethin'! I spent a lot of money to get a "bouncer" license--Chuck Norris School of Bouncin', Arnold Swartsniger's School of Bustin' Knuckles, etc.
I tell ya what! I'm just gonna stand over there by the cash register--and I'll be in charge of makin' signs to tape up all over the front counter by the register that says, "No Credit Allowed! Don't even ask!!"(I see those signs up all over Mississippi's Mostly "Dad and Mom" stores)
Look yonder! That fella over there by the plate glass window--he's winkin' and noddin' his head in this direction--its one of those "winkin' and noddin' my head in your direction" things that is tellin' me "I ain't got no money to pay for my cocoa and lemonaide!!"
And OOOOHHHHH my gosh!! There's rsr and rodh comin' in the door now! They're dressed in their "Guerilla" disguises--but I recogniz' them--both of um flunked out of Chuck Norris' school--and I think they're jealous of me because I was Valdictorian!!
But, nnnoooooooooo!!! You won't let me practice my license on any customers--and now I am as soft as butter--and the guy over in the corner by the plate glass window--he's gulpin' that scaldin' hot cocoa down like it was ice water in the hot Alabama August sun!!!
AAAAWWWWWWW!!!! THEY'RE ON ME!! ALL THREE OF UM!! WHERE'S THE KEY TO MY "G" CABINET WHEN I NEED IT!!!!(scuffle, scuffle, scuffle! crash!--there goes the 13inch black and white tv set I brought 'cha--so customers can watch "Alabama" football!! Now what am I gonna say to all of my "Paul Bear Bryant buddies"??)
Your Southern Baptist preachin', takin' a beatin' buddy,
Blackbird
Wal-Mart on Friday the 1st's don't see this much action!!