My wife tells me I oughta write a book on "Things not to say to your wife" and give it to new husbands.
Here's two that I literally actually said that you new agriculture-oriented husbands oughtn't, even if they are factually correct observations.
1. Telling your wife in a discussion on how often to have kids that "a breeding sow can pop out a litter once a year, so surely a human female is made to handle at least 1 child every 1.5 years".
2. Telling your wife that "[She] is no longer a heifer!" after birthing the first child.
Things not to say to your wife - real life
Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin, Jul 24, 2021.
-
Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
-
RighteousnessTemperance& Well-Known Member
'Tis good that one survives early on to pass along such wisdom so that many others don't become a mere statistic. :Wink
-
Would you like me to take out a million dollar policy on you ???
-
Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
-
-
tyndale1946 Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
I'm always Mr. Right!... When my wife lets me!... You're young, you'll learn, eventually!... Right now you're a H.I.T... Husband In Training... Brother (been there done that!) Glen:)