Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath.
She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood," and she knocked on the table.
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.”
- Joel Osteen
Three Sisters
Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by SGO, Apr 30, 2021.
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tyndale1946 Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
Reminds me of another one I heard a while back... Two elderly gentlemen friends met each other in the park one day... Bill says to Fred... I hear tell, you got a new hearing aid?... Fred replies... Yea I sure did... So what kind is it said Bill?... Fred looking at his watch said, well Bill its about two-thirty... Brother Glen:Biggrin
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RighteousnessTemperance& Well-Known Member
No doubt all widowed, the point being “why men don’t live as long.” Living the dream.
So, who was at the door? :Wink -
just-want-peace Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
KILROY ????