What was the question, please? Part II

[I Am Blessed 24]

What makes the galaxy even more beautiful?

telescope

 

[Grace]

What did my sis ask for for Christmas and hasn't used?

Smiles

 

[Gib]

What does my son do on saturday work day when it rains?


Koosh

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is the sound I hear when I step on a piece of bubble gum?

Kosher

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What is the best kind of pickle?

Innocence.

 

[dianetavegia]

What would you call a hotel with a lot of flowers and fragranced candles?

Fried Bologna (Baloney)

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is a bunch of nonsense cooked in a skillet?

Salami

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What some children mistakenly say when they pray at night. "Now, salami down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep...."

Good Humour

 

[Gib]

What will my wife neglect to have when she finds out I forgot our anniversary?


F.L.E.T.C.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Hey Gib! You're in the wrong thread! This is not the acrostic thread.

Good one WS!

Strawberry Shortcake

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

Who was my sisters favorite cartoon character when she was a little girl?

Whip Cream

 

[stubbornkelly]

Q: What did Cream's parents do when she broke their priceless vase?


A: toe jam

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

Oh my!

What did they consider calling the movie "Space Jam"?

Classic Television

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is hard to find anymore?

fingernails

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What are one of two things that continue to grow after you die?

Hair

 

[stubbornkelly]

Q: What's the other one?

A: beekeeper

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

Who gets "workers comp" for the on the job injuries of smoke inhalations and occasional bee stings?

Debt.

 

[Gib]

The reason I sing "I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go!"


Cow Tongue

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What do you get when you cut in front of a driver with mad cow disease?

scrambled brains

 

[Grace]

What did I have after my music test yesterday?

achy muscles