AdoptedDaughter
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What does Mark get if he does more than one sit-up a day? 
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What was the question, please? Part II
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AdoptedDaughter
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What does Mark get if he does more than one sit-up a day?
Trevilous
Trevilous
I Am Blessed 24
Active Member
What do I buy for hubby's boo boos?
Iodine
Iodine
Wisdom Seeker
New Member
What is another way of saying I eat out?
Carosell
Carosell
stubbornkelly
New Member
Q: What happens around pecan pie baking season? (The Karo [syrup] sells - ba dum bum.)
A: bouquet
A: bouquet
Wisdom Seeker
New Member
Eeeeew, may I just say Groooooose! gives me shivers just thinking of such a thing. People eat that?
I won't offer a question for your answer...because I don't know what it is.
So, next person....just pick up from the post before mine please.
People eat that? I won't offer a question for your answer...because I don't know what it is.
So, next person....just pick up from the post before mine please.
I Am Blessed 24
Active Member
BUTTORFF
What do you eat if you don't eat "I can't believe it's not butter"?
slugs
What do you eat if you don't eat "I can't believe it's not butter"?
slugs
I Am Blessed 24
Active Member
What do my grandkids call my fried chicken?
Latex.
Latex.
Wisdom Seeker
New Member
What do you call an ex-spouse when they die?
Tornado
Tornado
I Am Blessed 24
Active Member
What is the only season I don't like?
Cyclone
Cyclone
I do not like
The cy-co-lone
With winds that howl
In Southern zone
It makes mundane
The hurricane;
The tornado
It puts to shame.
The waters rise
To Southern skies,
And crashing, fall
As all hope dies.
And folks bemoan
The cy-co-lone
But no one moves!
They just stay there complaining and worrying
about insurance and the bills and the seasons and
the flooding and all the rest of the stuff that goes
with them.
I'm sorry -- I could not resist.
cotton candy
The cy-co-lone
With winds that howl
In Southern zone
It makes mundane
The hurricane;
The tornado
It puts to shame.
The waters rise
To Southern skies,
And crashing, fall
As all hope dies.
And folks bemoan
The cy-co-lone
But no one moves!
They just stay there complaining and worrying
about insurance and the bills and the seasons and
the flooding and all the rest of the stuff that goes
with them.
I'm sorry -- I could not resist.
cotton candy
Tweedle Dee would tweedle, see?
The best of tweedlers was he;
He'd tweedle this, he's tweedle that
When standing, dancing, or when he sat.
His brother, though, could not be taught
To tweedle, so the family thought,
But threatened, soon he learned to come
And tweedle well upon his thumb.
What was Tweedle Dee's brother's name?
loony and getting loonier
The best of tweedlers was he;
He'd tweedle this, he's tweedle that
When standing, dancing, or when he sat.
His brother, though, could not be taught
To tweedle, so the family thought,
But threatened, soon he learned to come
And tweedle well upon his thumb.
What was Tweedle Dee's brother's name?
loony and getting loonier
I Am Blessed 24
Active Member
What are Looney Tunes?
foundation
foundation
I Am Blessed 24
Active Member
(Gib-I'm gonna give you a demerit if you don't start putting your answers in the form of questions)
A: What does hubby do when he says we just won a million dollars?
Q: Neon.
A: What does hubby do when he says we just won a million dollars?
Q: Neon.
WonderingOne
New Member
What's the smallest cheapest car that Dodge sells?
copasetic
copasetic