What was the question, please? Part II

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is the plural of sloth?

Gluttony

 

[Gwyneth]

SAME AS GREED

parasite

 

[WonderingOne]

What do you call a person who lives in Paris?

Feeder

 

[WonderingOne]

Note: The previous post was meant to be humorous, and was in no way meant to bash the French.


Feeder

 

[Gib]

What do I do to get that thar dog to hesh up?

Gabble

 

[WonderingOne]

What does a judge use when he wants ebreyone to be bery quiet in the courtroom?

astute

 

[Gwyneth]

a fox could be cunning, a human ......
distrust

 

[Gib]

What word comes to mind when I think... "Infomercial"?

Tympani

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

How a 2 year old says Tin Pan Alley? (sorry, I don't know what it means, I could only try to be funny with it)

Encouragement

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What do I need a word of when I'm feeling down?

exultation

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

How do you pave the highway? Wish Asphaltation...just kidding.

How do you praise and honor the Lord? With exaltation.

Highly esteemed.

 

[Gib]

How do I like my oysters cooked?


Picklelip

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What is another way of saying that your big fat mouth got you in trouble again? Your mouth has put you in a pickle...hense you have pickle lip.

(was that a stretch)

Walking on Egg Shells.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

How do you practice walking on glass?

Contortion.

 

[Gwyneth]

A twist not the dance

awkward

 

[Gib]

How do I feel getting a full frontal hug from any woman other than my sister, mother, or wife?

Double Dutch

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What do you call twins wearing wooden shoes?

Cryosurgery.

 

[WonderingOne]

What do you call a face lift that went bad?

Genetics

 

[Gwyneth]

The study of hereditary characteristics

Jeans

 

[Charlotte Marcel]

What is very comfortable if you are thin, and very uncomfortable if you are not?

Having a healthy attitude.