What was the question, please? Part II

WonderingOne · Apr 11, 2003

Where do you go when you need a new garage?

Flea Market

I Am Blessed 24 · Apr 11, 2003

Where do you go to buy fleas?

Philodendron

Gib · Apr 12, 2003

What is the sediment found in the bottom of a slatistriffinous Ernsophity?

Flamboyant

WonderingOne · Apr 12, 2003

What do you call a Flam that can float?

Aristocratic

Gwyneth · Apr 12, 2003

folks generally presumed to be `posh`

gentlefolk

Charlotte Marcel · Apr 12, 2003

What would you call anyone with gentility and breeding?

Procrastination

Gib · Apr 12, 2003

What will I be doing later?

Asperation

I Am Blessed 24 · Apr 13, 2003

What happens when you dissolve aspirin in a glass of water?

Isobar.

Gib · Apr 13, 2003

What is the newest soy milk candy bar on the market?

Hydrofoil

Gwyneth · Apr 13, 2003

fencing in the rain

duel

Abiyah · Apr 13, 2003

What did the two maggots fighting in dead Ernest
do?

plastic surgeon

Gib · Apr 13, 2003

What did the little green army men need when the dog got a hold on them?

Weatherman

Abiyah · Apr 13, 2003

Who can my husband predict the weather better
than? Our local ____________________.

cantaloupe

(Boy, that doesn't look right.)

Gib · Apr 13, 2003

What did I say to my fiancee that made her so mad?

Advent

I Am Blessed 24 · Apr 14, 2003

What is a bunch of garage sales on the same day?

Harmonious.

Gib · Apr 16, 2003

What is the fear of playing the harmonica?

Nausea

I Am Blessed 24 · Apr 17, 2003

What is the term for what I feel when the taxes are due?

Indoctrination.

thetaterkid · Apr 20, 2003

What do the freshman football players fear most about the end of football camp?

Tigger

wizofoz · Apr 21, 2003

What do you call someone who tigs?

grandchildren

Gib · Apr 21, 2003

What does Sue got plenty of?

Grabbit