What was the question, please? Part II

dpenguin · Apr 22, 2003

What do you do if your bunny's getting away?

Fountain.

I Am Blessed 24 · Apr 22, 2003

Gib

Where is that place where I can find 'eternal youth'?

Mousetrap.

Charlotte Marcel · Apr 22, 2003

What is the name of a cute game my children played in the 70's?

The old oak tree.

dpenguin · Apr 22, 2003

Where am I supposed to put this yellow ribbon?

Ribbon.

I Am Blessed 24 · Apr 22, 2003

What do I use to make a bow?

Paper Mache.

Wisdom Seeker · Apr 22, 2003

What do you make a pinata out of?

Doctors Visit.

dpenguin · Apr 22, 2003

What happens at a Medical Convention?

Mistake.

stubbornkelly · Apr 22, 2003

What did they call Sandra Take-Brown before she married Mr. Brown?

A: bottle cap

I Am Blessed 24 · Apr 22, 2003

What is that crocheted thing you put on your room deoderizer to disguise it?

Can Opener.

thetaterkid · Apr 22, 2003

Who do you call on when the bathroom door is locked?

Spatula

dpenguin · Apr 23, 2003

What do you call an argument that sucks the life out of you?

Armoire.

wizofoz · Apr 23, 2003

How do you spell "armoire"?

French toast

I Am Blessed 24 · Apr 23, 2003

What are you served for breakfast when visiting France?

Galvanized.

dpenguin · Apr 23, 2003

Rats, couldn't think of anything witty

What is that metal trash can?

Fax.

WonderingOne · Apr 23, 2003

What is the encyclopedia full of?

Scanner

Gib · Apr 23, 2003

What did the cop say to the lady he was questioning? [Just the _____ M'am.]

Beeswax

Gib · Apr 23, 2003

Scanner

What did Spock say that he wanted the ensign to do with the tricorder?

Beeswax

stubbornkelly · Apr 23, 2003

What do you call the actions of bees that hit, rather than sting? (man, that's a stretch!)

A: pushpin

Wisdom Seeker · Apr 23, 2003

What is another word for someone who practices Voodoo? (push pins into Voodoo doll)

Girls Night Out

thetaterkid · Apr 23, 2003

What night is a great night to have the guys over?

HotRod