What was the question, please? Part II

[I Am Blessed 24]

What do women use to curl their hair?

Sloppy Joe.

 

[Bob Farnaby]

What was the name of the waiter at that restarant you went to last night?

A coffee table

 

[stubbornkelly]

What did Professor Bean ask his students to make when he requested that they graphically sort coffee by country, strength and popularity?

A: tortellini

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What do tortoises call their children?

A spoon full of sugar.

 

[dpenguin]

What do you have when you kiss the inside of your soup-eating utensil?


Garlic

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is an old-fashioned necklace made of to ward off colds?

Oregano.

 

[thetaterkid]

What do you call a native of Oregon?

Gallimaufry

 

[Gib]

What do you do when you go fishing and catch a gallimau? You have a __________.


Sudsy

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What does my bathroom floor look like when my grandkids finish their bath?

Thunderstorm.

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What do I do when Blackbird steals my thunder?

Pajama Party.

 

[Gib]

What two words used together give the girls an opportunity to be girls and give the boys a chance to wish they were there?

Rotunda

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What type of building is the Griffith Observatory?

The Emerald City.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is across the state line from the Ruby Village?

Conglomeration

 

[Gib]

The United nations has fallen. Who will take over now? The ________________

Mastication

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What is hard to do when you have a tooth ache?

Matrix

 

[Gib]

Lisa Rix? What was her husbands name again?


THEOSOPHICAL

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is Ted when he meditates?

Sophisticated.

 

[Gib]

What's the 13 letter word beginning with a "S" seen on the last post?

Deskjet

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What replaced skateboards in the workplace?

Ink Blots

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What is a test that is actually a hidden conspiracy to make you express things you think you see, which really aren't there, in a scheme to make you admit you are crazy so they can use the strait jackets that they over bought at the "crackpots headed for the looney bin" store?

Trouble Maker