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What was the question, please? Part II

Abiyah

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What did one legend say we got when Mrs.
Murphy's milk cow kicked over the lantern and lit
Chicago on fire?

parchesi (sp???)
 

thetaterkid

New Member
There once was a talking horse named ED. But the horse in this story is named Tripp and he could talk too, but only to Pete. He was old and worn out. He still enjoyed riding with his boy Pete. Pete bought a new saddle. Tripp was not looking forward to breaking in a new saddle.

He turned to his friend and asked, "Pete, is that satellite?"


Froop
 

Abiyah

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What is the onomatopoeia for chocolate pudding
falling to the floor from a small bowl?


purple passion
 

Abiyah

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Who put chalk on the sidewalk?
Who carved initials in the tree?
Who called the English teacher "Daddy-o"?
Was it that Charlie Brown?

(Or was that Tall Paul? Do I have two songs
mixed up here?)

campy
 
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dianetavegia

Guest
CHARLIE BROWN

Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

That's him on his knees, I know that's him
From 7 come 11 down in the boys' gym
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

Who's always writing on the wall?
Who's always goofin' in the hall?
Who's always throwin' spit balls?
Guess who! (Who, me?) Yeah, you!

Who walks in the classroom cool and slow?
Who calls the English teacher Daddy-O?
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

Who walks in the classroom cool and slow?
Who calls the English teacher Daddy-O?
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)
 
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dianetavegia

Guest
LOL........
Purple People Eaters... Purple Passion... LOL!

Campy?

How my socks smell after a wet vacation.


Athlete's Foot
 

Gwyneth

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ANOTHER NAME FOR AN ERASOR IS A ............

(DUCKY IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT IN SOME PARTS OF UK)
SURFIN` USA
 

Gib

Active Member
What's that new, Jazz meets Funk, music we hear coming out of the fruit factory these days?

Functional Lighting
 
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