What was the question, please?

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  1. baptistteacher Member
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    Q. What is half a truck?

    A. Love and Marriage
     
    baptistteacher, Feb 24, 2003
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    that goes with semi truck --what is half a truck?
     
    baptistteacher, Feb 24, 2003
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    Q: What goes together?
    A: Garfunk
     
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    Who is the other half of Simon?

    Jelly fish
     
    Grace, Feb 24, 2003
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    Q: What do bears like with their peanut-butter?
    A: Intereptibulity
     
    AdoptedDaughter, Feb 24, 2003
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    Q: What is one word not in my dictionary? :eek: :(

    A: Microsoft
     
    Pete, Feb 25, 2003
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    Q: What is the one thing you can count on not to work right?

    A: frigid
     
    I Am Blessed 24, Feb 25, 2003
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    Q: What should I do with this carton of milk?

    (Fridge it. Boo hiss, I know.)


    A: fire truck
     
    stubbornkelly, Feb 25, 2003
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    Q: What is the preferred mode of transportation for a dalmation?

    A: scrambled omelet
     
    I Am Blessed 24, Feb 25, 2003
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    What makes Grace sick?

    Popcorn shrimp
     
    Grace, Feb 25, 2003
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    Q: What do I buy when I can't afford regular shrimp?

    A: Crab legs
     
    I Am Blessed 24, Feb 25, 2003
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    What does my Gramma eat until she gets sick?

    Chocolate Chip Cookies
     
    Grace, Feb 25, 2003
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    Q: What is almost as good as butterscotch oatmeal cookies?

    A: catfish
     
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    What does my grandfather love and I detest?


    Green
     
    Grace, Feb 25, 2003
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    Q: What is a yucky color?

    A: Why am I sitting here when I need to start supper? :confused:
     
    I Am Blessed 24, Feb 25, 2003
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    Because you shudder at the thought of cooking anything green.

    What is your least favorite food?
     
    Grace, Feb 25, 2003
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    What question is asked at a greasy spoon
    restaurant just before they serve it to you?

    circumstances
     
    Abiyah, Feb 25, 2003
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    A: What do I use as an excuse when I get in trouble?

    Q: prayer closet
     
    I Am Blessed 24, Feb 25, 2003
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    What is a tallit?

    the mice with the Swiss, not those eating cheddar
     
    Abiyah, Feb 25, 2003
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    A: What do I put on mousetraps when I run out of peanut butter?

    Q: Abiyah; did you read the answers to your post today?
     
    I Am Blessed 24, Feb 25, 2003
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