Huff and Puff, the intrepid hikers realized they were running low on supplies. So, Wednesday morning the left the trail to go to a nearby country grocery store to buy what they needed. While in the store the owner, standing behind the counter asked, "Do you fellows know why the Tea Party does not have a baseball team?"
Huff and Puff looked at each other. Then Huff said, "No idea."
Chuckling the owner said, "Because they only have a right wing and no one would be safe."
Huff and Puff grimaced, bought what they needed and headed back to continue walking south on the Appalachian Trail.
Why the Tea Party Does Not Have a Baseball Team
Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Crabtownboy, Nov 6, 2014.
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Crabtownboy Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
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InTheLight Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
Fail.
Alternate punch lines you might consider:
Chuckling the owner said, "Because they won't recruit left-handed pitchers."
Chuckling the owner said, "Because when they're in the field everyone plays in far right field, jammed up against the foul line."
Chuckling the owner said, "Because when running the bases they have to make left turns at each base, run to the left, and they won't do it."
Chuckling the owner said, "Because when they don't get their way, they shut down the game."
I'm sure I could come up with more. -
Bro. Curtis <img src =/curtis.gif>Site Supporter
You know why the left has no baseball team ?
Because they're a bunch of girly men.
BTW, right wing is a hockey position, perhaps that would make the joke better ? -
Crabtownboy Well-Known MemberSite Supporter