Women and teaching. (again)

Okay time for the classic joke which most of you have already heard:

There will be no women in heaven. Prooftext:

Rev 8:1 When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.

I'm afraid unless my chatterbox kids change, they might not be in heaven, either. ;)

 

God said that man is to rule over the woman. That sounds pretty harsh. Some on this board say that a woman could rule over all the world so long as she doesn't rule over her own husband. The consistency of this argument has long escaped me, however.