Are you interested as being a write in candidate? Other then that I know of no one at least no one on earth.
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Discussion in 'Political Debate & Discussion' started by NaasPreacher (C4K), Nov 17, 2011.
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I would run, but when I was 11, I stole a stick of gum from the Five-and Dime. I know it pales in comparison to the billions that have been stolen from our government recently, but I'm a Republican, so no transgression is too small.
I also slept with a woman who wasn't my wife last week- granted, it was on a plane and we were in separate seats next to each other, but I'm sure that would be a small detail that the media could easily overlook, and if they did just a tad of research they could probably get the woman to say that I bumped her elbow once or twice and call it sexual harassment.
Then there's the fact that the only foreign policy experience I have is living in Mexico for 9 years. Of course that would cause problems because obviously I am weak on the immigration issue.
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I think you would be an excellent candidate. You would have everything in common with other publicans in both parties. Oh by the way, you are comfortable with lying right?
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