Ok guys, let's break the tension with a little humor.
You might be a Calvinist if:
1. You prefer to give your sweetie tulips instead of roses.
2. You know what a remonstrant is.
3. If someone tells you they are a "four-pointer" you automatically know they are hung up on the "L" word.
4. You say "Lord willing" behind every action, including your plans to use the restroom.
5. Most of your personal library is published by Sole Deo Gloria or Banner of Truth.
6. You would be more upset finding a copy of "Why I am not a Calvinist" in your kids room than a copy of High Times magazine.
7. You kids by age 5 know what the chief end of man is, even though they have no idea what they are reciting.
I pulled these here http://purgatorio1.blogspot.com/2005/12/help-im-going-hyper.html
One quick one for the Arminians. Calvinists are not the only ones who have a flower. Arminians do as well...the Daisy....he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, loves me not....
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PS. NO DEBATING ON THIS THREAD. lol But please add any "you might be a calvinist if.." you can think of.
A break in the heat..Calvinist Humor
Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by ReformedBaptist, Aug 20, 2007.
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How about if you think that Calvin and Hobbes is a protestant book?
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Calvin and Hobbes! What a hoot!
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You might be a Calvinist if you know what a Calvinist is since Arminians haven't a clue.
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You know, during my time at Southern Seminary i think i ran across at least one person who really lived out each of those! LOL! :laugh:
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I once did not understand that theology at all. -
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:laugh: :applause: :thumbs:
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If you hide most of your library if the D.O.M is coming to your office for a visit.
(PastorSBC?)