Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

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opps...was he hunting with Bobby Knight?

 

The comedians are gonna have a ball with this since the man survived.

 

I don't hunt, but one of the first rules in target shooting is you never go downrange without making sure everyone knows about it. With hunting, always be sure your location is known.

 

Guns don't kill people, Vice Presidents with guns do.

 

"The Gang that Couldn't Shoot Straight"

 

Look at the state where he shot the man. It is the same state where they feed deer corn and then shoot them while they are eating.

 

So what's your point?

 

*snicker*

 

For the record, could you repeat that and speak into the microphone

 

I hadn't heard. Did the man die? Sad for his family. And for the Vice President!

 

OldRegular,

The lawyer did not die. He will live to lie again.

 

No, he didn't die, thank the Lord.

 

What was the name of that old TV show with Raymond Burr as a lawyer in the wheelchair- Ironsides or something like that???

This guy is a leading candidate for the remake now- because he has lead in his bottom!!!

:D

 

I know my last comment may have been a little off color, but I have never met a lawyer that has not lied to get his client off of a charge or to get a lesser sentence.

Now Mexdeaf, that one was not funny.

 

I have met ONE- his name is Jesus!

 

Jesus did not lie to get us off, Mexdeaf.

 

I didn't say he did. You mis-read my statement.

You said "... I have never met a lawyer that has not lied to get his client off of a charge or to get a lesser sentence."

I said, "I have met ONE- his name is Jesus!' He is a lawyer who never lied to get a client off.

 

hmmmm, He is our advocate, true. Let's just say I have never met an earthly lawyer who will refuse to lie. How's that?

 

Well, this will take the pressure off of Bush for a day or two.

Give him some time to get his story straight about how he never knew the JA the lobbyist.