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2012 DNC Convention Schedule:
4:00PM- Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05PM- Singing of "Gawd D_amn America led by Rev Jeremiah Wright
4:10PM- Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15PM- Ceremonial "I Hate America" led by Michelle Obama
4:20PM- Most important UFO Survival Tips by Joe Biden
4:30PM- Nancy Pelosi presents speech on "Ethics in Politics"
4:30PM- Joe Biden presents tips on "chaining up people of any other country"
4:35PM- Tribute to all 57 States led by Obama
4:40PM- Clinton gives speech on sex in the WH
4:45PM- One hour speech by Obama on "What it is to be a Muslim"
5:45PM- Speech by Rahm on "How to Get around the Constitution"
5:55PM- Obama on how to just ignore the Constitution
6:00PM- Power Point Presentation by Obama on how to Photoshop a birth certificate in under 30 seconds.
6:05PM- Power Point Presentation by Obama using a pair of scissors and glue to make a fake Selective Service card in under 4.6 seconds.
6:10PM- Obama on "How to Steal a dead guy's SS#" and call it your own
6:15PM- Obama on how to eat dog.
6:30PM- Obama on how to use chili to make your dog tastier
6:45PM- Obama on how to smoke dope through college and into the White House
6:49PM- Obama on how to hide all of your forged documents
6:50PM- Obama on how to block all lawsuits about your citizenship
6:52PM- Obama on how to throw darts at poster of Joe Arpaio
6:55PM- Obama on how to run and hide from Jan Brewer
6:56Pm- Obama on how he named Fast and Furious for Jan Brewer and Arizona
7:00PM- Obama on how to pack your bags fast and make a phony Passport in under 60 seconds
7:01PM- Michelle Obama on the Best Places for vacationing around the world every month at taxpayer's expense
7:03PM- Michelle Obama on the Best Places to Shop while on vacation
7:05PM- Group hugs and sharing "who You really are"
7:07PM- Massive Amnesty declaration for 20+++ million mexicans- per year
7:08PM- Janet Napolitano inservice on giving out free Driver's Licenses, food stamps, welfare, medical, schooling, houses, jobs to illegals on entry to the US
7:10PM- Obama on how to say the word "corpsman"
7:15PM- Obama on how to lie while destroying the economy and waste $5+Trillion in the process
7:17PM- Obama and Biden on increasing taxes for the "rich" (anyone with a job)
7:20PM- Obama on how to sue every state in the Union
7:22PM- Obama on "How I became a NAVY SEAL HERO and MVP"
7:23PM- Obama tells how he got Bin Laden with his exceptional bravery and SEAL TEAM training skills
7:27PM- Obama shows his Olympic Gold Medal and his Nobel Peace Prize
7:30PM- Obama tips on how to play golf and basketball
COFFEE BREAK- 1 HOUR
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ROFL.
Edited to add:
At first I was laughing, but after thinking about this, I am sad.
Sad that this man fooled so many people and his record proves it.
Sad that voters voted on Hope and Change instead of merit and that the press did not vet this man before he was ushered in to the most powerful position in the country and the world.
:tear: