After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in
Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, and then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, West Virginia...
Hillbilly Vasectomy
Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by FriendofSpurgeon, Sep 26, 2008.
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I worked in the West Virginia coal mines. If we had to count over ten, we had to take our boots off.
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He may have enough fingers and toes to count to 20, but he'll never make it to 21 again!!!!!:laugh:
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Most of my cousins can't could to ten: loss of digits to fireworks, chainsaws, and other power equipement.
The Truth: I am missing the 1st knuckle on my left index finger due to an attempt to make a shotgun at age 9. I didn't say "failed attempt", because the shotgun shell DID fire. I think I said to my friend just before the discharge, "Hold the pipe, I've got it now!"
The Truth II: My family worked in the printing industry for years. All I can say about printing presses and other industrial equipement is"Be Careful. Those things BITE!"
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Yeah, I've used that style cutter before. 1500 lb clamp pressure to hold a ream of paper (500 sheets) then the guillotine blade slices through the paper like it's butter. Ours had a safety feature, to keep your hands from under the blade, but the clamp was controled by a foot petal. Watch your fingers!
Many jobs can be very dangerous epsecially Preaching!
Tom