I already gave 15 jokes on the Obfuscation thread. But more jokes would be appropriate here.
A weasel goes into bar. The bartender "What can I get you?" "Pop." goes the weasel.
I miss the days when we were young. We'd roll each other down a hill in tires.
Those were good years.
You've got to hand it to short people. They can't reach it on their own,
What do you call a hen who is good at arithmetic?
A mathemachicken.
People say I'm cheap. But I'm not buying it.
Joke Thread
Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by RipponRedeaux, Jul 27, 2023.
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RipponRedeaux Well-Known Member
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RipponRedeaux Well-Known Member
Fingers are the most reliable part of the human body.
You can count on them.
Yesterday I accidently swallowed some food coloring. My doctor said I was going to be fine.
But I feel that I've died a little bit inside.
Being a waiter isn't a bad job.
It puts food on the table.
What do you call that soft tissue between the teeth of a shark?
A slow swimmer.
What do you call it when two celebrities fight?
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What is the best thing about Switzerland?
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Why do we tell every actior to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast -
Koi fish always travel in groups of four.
If attacked, Koi A, B, and C will scatter...
Leaving behind the D Koi. -
I wake up planning to have a productive day.
And then a voice inside my head says, 'Haha, good one!"
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RipponRedeaux Well-Known Member
Do you know what happens when you cross a cop with a skunk?
Law and odor.
I remember back in the day when I was held captive by some mimes.
They did some unspeakable things to me.
My friend had a big argument with his wife about doing the laundry.
Eventually his wife folded.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
Are people born with a photographic memory --Or does it take time to develop? -
RighteousnessTemperance& Well-Known Member
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Christina1 Member
I love these silly jokes! :)
A guy walks into a bar and he said, "Ouch!" -
Is that a skirt she is wearing??
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tyndale1946 Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
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RipponRedeaux Well-Known Member
What's the hardest thing about being a cross-eyed teacher?
Controlling your pupils.
You may think it's funny to kiss someone with a runny nose.
It's not. (snot)
I had an argument with a friend about what vowel was most important.
I won.
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My horse won't come out of the stable until it's dark.
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tyndale1946 Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
Ken at one time you were so serious, you rascal, where you been hiding, #17 and 19 were hilarious... Brother Glen:Thumbsup:Thumbsup
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