President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”
The President replies “These are not just pigs…these are authentic Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Sec of State Clinton and the other for Speaker Pelosi.”
The Marine replies, ”Excellent trade, sir.”:1_grouphug: :flower:
Obama ain't dumb!
Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by just-want-peace, Mar 23, 2009.
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just-want-peace Well-Known MemberSite Supporter
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That was funny. I heard a similar joke back when Bill Clinton was president, except he only had one "Arkansas Razorback" & got it for his wife, Hillary. Instead of it being a Marine, it was a secret serviceman that replied, "Excellent trade, Sir."
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I heard this version which sounded more true since you know those Marines who salute the pres as he gets on and off his helicopter never say a word.
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Old joke...
But still funny... no matter which president you use it with.