Outdoor Cremations

[Reynolds]

...if you didn't know what it was, no? Thought you said it would smell like bbq.

Barbeque cooking doesn't make my mouth water. It actually kind of stinks.

 

[kyredneck]

Barbeque cooking doesn't make my mouth water. It actually kind of stinks.

Hamburgers on the grill smell reaaal good to me.

 

[Rob_BW]

...if you didn't know what it was, no? Thought you said it would smell like bbq.

Well first Reynolds said BBQ, then he said beef. I think he's messing with me.

 

[padredurand]

Madre's having me cremated and the ashes put in an hourglass. On Sunday mornings she'll give me a flip and let me run for an hour. In death as in life.....

 

[church mouse guy]

Old joke: I don't want to be cremated because I don't want to make an ash of myself.

 

[Salty]

I'm holding out for the rapture!