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I saw this on another board and thought it was really neat ...
State something you wish for (ie, I wish for new Ford F-150). Then the person who posts after you grants that wish (ie, POOF - You are granted your new Ford F-150...) but ruins it by giving a negative consequence or negative effect (ie, ...but it's a Matchbox car).
After that statement, the person posting should post her own wish. I'll start us off.
I wish I had a new plasma tv
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You can have it, but it's made of human plasma!
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Done, but it was invested with Bernard Madoff!
I wish that everyone had enough to eat.
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done - but Ellie May Clampett and Jethor Bodine are the cooks!
I wish we had a brand new chuch building that would hold 257 people
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Your wish is granted.
However, the building is on Alcatraz Island. (sp?)
I wish I never had to clean house again.
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Granted.
Enjoy your new pup tent.
I wish Salty would invite me out for coffee at Hortons.
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Granted, but the cops already drank all the coffee and ate all the doughnuts.
I wish there were no such thing as politics.
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Consider it done.
All decisions once in the domain of politics will now be handled by a television genre known as the sit-com .
All problems will be resolved favorably in 30 minutes or less.
I wish the snow in my backyard would melt.
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Granted but the run off washes out your garden.
I wish I had a farm tractor with a closed cab, air conditioning, stereo fm, cd player and a bush hog.
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Granted but the run off washes out your garden.
I wish I had a farm tractor with a closed cab, air conditioning, stereo fm, cd player and a bush hog.
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Granted, but everyone on the assembly line were women
I wish I could interview Sara Palin on my radio station
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She accepts, but you are deaf and she was struck blind.
I wish summer was here!
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You're in luck, neighbor.
Summer is scheduled to arrive the third Tuesday in August.
Snow is likely for
Wednesday.
I wish my wife would stop referring to me as Some Idiot ...
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I'll grant the wish, but she only said that to be nice
I wish a famous movie star would ride in my taxi this week
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Three famous movies star women will, but they will be drunk as skunks and puke all over the back seat and some towards the front...:tear:
I wish my back wouldnt hurt any more.
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Those three famous movie stars in my taxi were on the way over to your house to give you a massage!
:1_grouphug:
I wish Obama would ask for Bidens resignation and appoint me VEEP:smilewinkgrin:
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Granted but Obama is ousted because he is not an American Citizen.
I wish Salty was POTUS. :smilewinkgrin:
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Granted: P ulled O ver T axi U nlikely S peeder
I wish someone would open a Tim Hortons in Utica.
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They have, but it isnt a coffee shop. It is a massage parlour and all the massages are done by guys wearing pink leotards.:eek:
I wish my bank account was overflowing.
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Granted.
Your bank's water pipes burst last night and the whole place is overflowing with water.
I wish my dog would let me sleep in instead of waking me up early to go potty.
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Granted but now your bed sheets are stained yellow.
I wish all my Coca Cola orders would be worked before I get to the stores tomorrow.