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Granted, but the sign painted on the delivery truck says
"Pepsi"
I wish that
I could direct the TV special "The Love Boat sails to Fantasy Island"
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Done, but the boat runs into a storm and crashes on Gilligan's Island instead.
I wish every sports team and every sports TV station would go on strike for a whole week.
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Done, but they replace them with old episodes of Oprah.
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I wish Steven would make a wish. :tongue3:
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Ha, I forgot the second part. I wish all the good tasting food was healthy.
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Granted, however the healthy food is very expensive.
I wish I did not have this ear ache.
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Piece of cake.
Go slam your hand in the car door.
You'll forget all about the earache....
I wish I didn't have to stand in snow to trout fish on 4/1.
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Done, they just outlawed trout fishing.
I wish I had three more wishes
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Done, however you must go before a Senate sub comity on wish dispersal.
I wish Padre's grant did not work as well as it did.
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In a moment of genuine compassion I have prepared a piping hot cup of chamomile tea for you.
A bit of relaxation should go a long way in easing the pain of both the earache and the injured hand.
Sorry about the dribble cup.
I hope you let the tea cool first....
I wish the Coke guy would move that huge display at the store.
You can hardly get around it...
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He did, but he replaced it with product from the new company he is working for:
Budw@iser
I wish I could sing a solo at a Billy Grahmn revival
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He did, but he replaced it with product from the new company he is working for:
Budw@iser
I wish I could sing a solo at a Billy Grahmn revival
Click to expand...
Granted, however the revival is in Phoenix and your singing has made the coyotes start howling so loud that no one could hear you.
I wish I was totally out of debt.
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Done.
You no longer have a car or a house now, though.
I wish I looked like a model.
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I wish a lady will answer ABC...
I'm dumb, but I aint stupid
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Haha, I know what you mean, I checked in before took one look and just ran away.
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You bunch of chickens!:laugh:
I wish my bb friends were brave enough to ruin my wishes!
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OK
You went to the competition, but lost out to Tammy Faye Bakker
I wish someone would end this dumb thread
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A BB ruin a wish first!
A wish granted before it was requested.....
[whisper]The rest of you guys are pathetic... [/whisper]
Now where were we....
Denied... another BB ruin a wish first.
I wish I was rich instead of handsome.
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Done.
Except Congress will take 90% of your money and the church gets the other 10%, lol.
I wish I wasn't banned from padre's cooking site.
It says my IP is permanently banned!
I swear I didn't steal the skunk stew recipe!
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