The Coffee Shop #13

[Gina B]

SOMEONE tell me I'm being paranoid! I went outside for some air and hear planes. I looked up and there were three, two did a criss cross thing and I thought they would collide. They didn't, but then all lined up one behind the other and flew straight on, all very low. We DO have a SMALL airport here, but it is NOT for large planes of this (it's usually two passenger ones that land there OCCASIONALLY) and I can't imagine three landing there all at once. It was weird to see!
Gina

 

[Dan Todd]

As requested, Gina, you're being paranoid!!!

But then, so are all of us at one time or another - so don't loose any sleep over it, unless you think blackbird and his posse is after you.

 

[Dan Todd]

We washed bridges in Watkins Glen, NY today. There is a food place called "Mr. Chicken." The chicken is OK - but the cabbage salad is out of this world.

I bought a quart to take home to Jan. I was 3 or 4 miles out of town - when she called me - she was at the mall (about 15 miles away from Mr. Chicken).

Long story short - after a five minute discussion - I headed back to Watkins Glen - we ate at Mr. Chicken.

Remember a day or two ago - I told you that I was going to quit taking her out to dinner, cause she got sick.

That ought to show you who is boss in our family - or how much good my resolve does me!!!

 

[Gina B]

LOL, that's always a possibility! I heard he's been stocking up on corn seed, which is very painful when launched from a pea shooter...
Gina

 

[Dan Todd]

If you see any corn plants a growin' round yer place in a week or two - you'll know the old cornshooter had his sights set on you!!!

 

[blackbird]

Get the scene!

Three very hot, very fast supersonic planes "buzz" Gina's house and here is the taped conversation!


"Roger! Uhhhh, accordin' to the coodinates that Blackbird gave us that ought to be Gina's house down there!"

"Ten-four! Uhhhhh, Delta Leader, this is Foxtrot, over!"

"Readin' ya, loud and clear Foxtrot! Is the target in site?"

"Roger, base!"

"Permission to launch!"

Suddenly Blackbird squawks on the radio---"Break off! Break off! We only want to "buzz" the house---the kids inside asked me early today to do a "fly by" with sweeped wings---they wanted to see what it would take to make Gina go skitso!

Gina, ain't nothin' wrong with ya! Remember the Vulcan mind probe I did on ya the other day? And both of us concluded that there ain't nothin' wrong! Those were real planes you saw up there, weren't they Gina??
Your buddy,
Blackbird

 

[Gina B]

Yes, they were real planes. I'm started to doubt the reality of me being me though! I haven't been feeling quite myself in a while now.
I've also been craving cheesecake something fierce.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
Gina (maybe)

 

[Barnabas H.]

Hey this thread now has 21 pages, in the morning we better close it down. In the mean while, have a restful good night you all!

 

[jonmagee]

Originally posted by blackbird:
Don't look now, jonmagee---but---your picture is gone again!! At least its gone from my monitor---let me check---yes, Mrs. Thankful's is there, Sweet Sixteen's is there--but yours is missin'---

I take it you found it again

yours Jon.

 

[jonmagee]

Originally posted by Edifier:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by jonmagee:
My the shop seems so much quieter these days, any idea why? is it the coffee? is it the DDP? or did some one not stock the regular irnbru? no one has mentioned that recently. or ..........

any suggestions

yours, Jon.

Restock irn-bru:

Restock DDP:

</font>[/QUOTE]Thanks for the answer.

How could anyone let the stock run dry?

yours Jon

 

[blackbird]

jonmagee---I ain't believin' it!! But I do have a few suspects--they know I'm after um--(I have my BB flak jacket on! So if they get a head shot in, you'll know they just got lucky! The suspects I have are known to aim for the heart!) just hope that when me and you get this thing cleared up--we can get back to usual coffee shop business--

your brother,
Blackbird

 

[Clint Kritzer]

#14 has been started so I will close this thread.

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