Top Ten Questions -

10) How come Iconoclast has a bigger mansion than I do?

9) Do we really have to sing the same song for a thousand years?

8) What does the Lord require of me?

7) Where is my "sin-o-meter?" (They used it in the choir loft as a fan.)

6) Where are all those "holier than thou" guys?

5) Why is the pew bible a King Jesus rather than a King James?

4) What did you mean when you said "I desire loyalty, not sacrifice?

3) Who came closest to the truth, the YEC, the OEC, or the "we don't know" folks?

2) Where are those who pulled me toward heaven's gate?

1) Where are my children in the Lord?

 

I don't think there will be any questions to ask, from our viewpoint, as I believe our transmutation to our heavenly bodies will also mean we receive all knowledge.

By the same token, Jesus won't need to ask us anything, either. He already knows.

 

Who is asking the questions? Us? or God?

 

Maybe wants us to say it out loud.

Gen 3:8 They heard the sound of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and the man and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the Lord God among the trees of the garden. 9 Then the Lord God called to the man, and said to him, “Where are you?”

 

I don't think there will be any questions.

 

What time is it?

Where's my Dad? (Brother-in-law, Grandma, Grandpa, etc.)

What's better than chocolate malts?

Can I have one?

When can I get an appointment to speak with the Apostle Paul?

What did Jesus write on the ground when they brought the adulterous woman to be stoned?

What are UFO's?

Where's the baseball field?

What's the most valuable thing in Heaven?

What is the largest prime number?

 

I will not have a need to ask questions.

 

Instead of #4, "Who wrote Hebrews?"

 

What took you so long?

Where are the babies?

 

::: Looking around, seeing many friends and family members :::

:eek: "How did you get here?"

Reply: "I was about to ask you the same thing!"

:laugh:

 

Answers to your questions

10) How come Iconoclast has a bigger mansion than I do? Because he was able to throw more Scripture at issues posted on the board, causing many of us to scratch our heads as to how he could come up with so many verses at one time!

9) Do we really have to sing the same song for a thousand years? Yes...and if you don't like it, the one down below is more painful and full f lamenting.

8) What does the Lord require of me? No more or less than in your life on earth....

7) Where is my "sin-o-meter?" (They used it in the choir loft as a fan.) Like our weapons of war, they have been turned into plow shares?

6) Where are all those "holier than thou" guys? Living on the floor above you!

5) Why is the pew bible a King Jesus rather than a King James? It shows an enlightened view. One that has no humanly bias or earthy opinions!

4) What did you mean when you said "I desire loyalty, not sacrifice? If you have to ask, you may not belong here!

3) Who came closest to the truth, the YEC, the OEC, or the "we don't know" folks? None. Everyone had some spiritual comeuppance coming upon entrance to heaven!

2) Where are those who pulled me toward heaven's gate? Sitting close to the throne!

1) Where are my children in the Lord? I'll have to put that one on hold while I answer a few other questons coming my way!

 

I don't believe we will know all things.

My questions:

Ya got a map of this place?
What’s for dinner?
What time is dinner?
Who prepares the meals?
Who cleans up?
Where are the bathrooms?
Where do I go for some shut-eye?
Is there a schedule for the first 10,000 years?
I want to connect with some friends, is there a phone book or list of residents?

Rob

 

"What the heck was I thinking?"