What was the question, please? Part II

[I Am Blessed 24]

What did I say when my goldfish died?

candles

 

[WonderingOne]

What do workaholics try to burn at both ends?


Heresy

 

[Gib]

What happened when the karma ran over the dogma?


Pharphanugen

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What do I use to fix things when I can't find the whatchamacallit?

doorbell

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What seldom leads to the door being opened at my house?

Telephone

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What makes my voice mail work overtime?

windowwasher

 

[Pete]

What do us poor Micro$oft users need?

A kick in the head

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What do some of the anti-war demonstrators' need?

vinyl

 

[Pete]

What should they bring back for music recordings?

pizza

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What do I make with sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, and extra cheese?

photographs

 

[Gwyneth]

What do I have in albums

peace

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

What did John Lennon want us to give a chance?

A backyard swing.

 

[Gib]

What do I have in the front yard, that my wife begged for and begged for and now wants me to move to the backyard, even though I tried to get her to let me put it in the backyard in the first place?

What is a lazy susan?

 

[Bob Farnaby]

one of my students ...

The most wonderful person in the world ...

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Who is my hubby when he suprises me with flowers?

stained glass

 

[Pete]

What won't I drink out of?

Hot pink jackboots

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What does a homosexual wear while using a jackhammer?

wind socks

 

[Gwyneth]

Which hose do you need in a gale.

clever

 

[WonderingOne]

What was Titus' question for the stained glass answer?


jeopardy

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

What is my life in during rush hour traffic?

Nintendo