What's the deal with Baptists?

I'm here at 10:30 CST ready to debate. Everybody is in bed.

I come home from church Sunday night ready to debate, everybody is in bed. (Preacher's I understand, you are probably worn out, if you are like my pastor who puts his heart into his sermons.)

I work 11 to 12 hours a day and I'm part time janitor of the church too. I'm ready to debate. WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

Oh, well, I guess I'll just wait until tomorrow. I hope you guys have nightmares (just kiddin')

 

Sounds to me like you are just itching for a fight for the sake of fighting.
And this is evident.
Most people have a life outside of this board.
Me?
I don't. I am recuperating from knee surgery, so I have lots of time. Can't work at my place of employment, nor in my shop, nor around the house much. I am only able to show up for my part-time job three hours 3x a week, so I got nothing else to do. After my study/devotion time, I tend to wander around the house like a lost kitten.
In His service;
Jim

 

No, we are not IN bed—we are UNDER our beds hiding from you!

Good night, Phillip. Jesus loves you!



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It's 4:29 AM CST and I am ready.

 

Where are you, Phillip??

What cha want to debate??

Name somethin'!

 

I started going to bed late during my engineering days. You know, computers+young+late, late, late +pizza & Coke.

I still to this day can't do the morning thing.

Sure, I'm always itching for a fight.

Yes, I know everybody has a life, besides this board, but I do too and its usually during the day (except for breaks in action). I think most of the preachers like to post during the day. haha. Of course, I'm sure they have already visited the hospital at 6:00 AM etc. ;)

You preachers have it lucky, something in the Bible called "tithing". Is there something in the Bible that says anyone should hire a hungry PI?

(Boy, I'm in trouble now.) :rolleyes:

But, I do have to vacuum the whole church this afternoon. Maybe that will work for my penance. :eek:

 

Let me enter a teaser while everybody thinks about a topic.
Who was the shortest man in th Bible?

 

Bildad the "Shoe-height"?

 

...or were you thinking of

Knee-high-mia

;)

 

I was thinking of Peter, He slept on his watch.

 

All right - I considered that one as well, but never have been able to picture a guy with a watch bigger than he is .

 

First paragraph response: You wish, I don't live out in the dust bowl, I live in Southeastern Oklahoma in the foothills of the Ouchata Mountains, BEAUTIFUL SCENERY -- FORESTS, LEAVES (right now), you know.....God's Country.

Second: Will do, the problem is. . . we'll probably agree. ;)

Third: Oh no, I gotta go to hell before I get to heaven? I already lived in Western Oklahoma once, do I have to go back? (This is where we do agree.)

 

NO JOKE!

 

What happened to Zaccheus - Remember he was a wee little man and a wee little man was he, he climbed up in the sycamore tree for the Lord he wanted to see. You forgot about him. And I just came from an unchristian forum where all they did was fight and insult people and call each other names. I hope this isn't going to turn into one of "those". Debate you guys, that's what the forum is for, isn't it????

 

Bug-tussle? Say hello to Jed and Granny. Seriously, my whole family was born in OK except me. (I'm a Texan.) I tell folks that I'm like Tarzan. He was raised by apes. I was raised by Okies.

Lacy

PS. Don't bring up the Sooners. It's not fair. My new rule!

 

My, My Aren't we witty today. Have we had a bad day???? :eek: :eek: :eek:

 

My, My Aren't we witty today. Have we had a bad day???? :eek: :eek: :eek: </font>[/QUOTE]Guess I better take back what I just said. I just read the posting rules that Dr. Bob displayed. sorry about that, it's just that you make fun of Zacheus of all people, that's a child's song. I've song that song all my life. But I will be more careful in the future.