Well drill our phunnybones, we done ruined another planet with our toys!Our one hope of innocence is that was really Uncle Martin who did it, then raised his antennae and turned invisible, leading us to believe nobody's really there.
I have a foolproof plan to address the global warming issue. Every man woman and child send $1 to my mail box, and I'll take care of it, every bit as well as the deceivers that want the trillions from us.
Ack! I'll take the blame. The kids at school say the number of Algebra problems I assign has ruined half their lives, so why shouldn't that cause Martian global warming too?
I'm with Hillclimber so remember me also! After all, with two we can get the problem of Earth melting solved twice as fast.
Ooops! Sorry but I have to back out. I just remembered we were taught in school that another Ice Age was coming. I am not sure if I should doubt those experts also, ha. When I mentioned this before in another such debate; one member, apparently in the scientific field, responded with doubt as to what I was stating.
I must have missed the Ice Age and massive food shortages but I do recall the gas shortages! But that is another story.
By the way, Time ran similar stories.
haaahahahahhaa beat me to it MP :) "You have made me very angry!" :D
Ahhh memories. We were told The Next Great Ice Age™ was well on the way in high school in 1984. Not really worth mentioning it to the Chicken Littleists now though because they'll just come out with something like "But now we know more and can work out what is REALLY happening..." Of course if the scientists change their mind again in another 20 years the same Chicken Littleists will say the same thing then as they rant about The Next Great Ice Age II™ ;)