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    What two species would make the most unusual offspring?

    Noodles and roofing tacks.
     
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    What do roofers' arms feel like when they have carpenters' elbow and what are they supposed to be driving in when they feel like that?

    Pneumononoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
     
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    What HUGE word does a braggart spell to try to make themself appear to be smarter than the average brain dead Kansas City Royals' fan?


    Slapstick comedy and Adolf Hitler.
     
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    What does the guy who can't spell that word prefer for entertainment, and who does everybody hate?

    Two yellow cards.
     
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    What do you have after you cut one big yellow card in half?


    Marina, tacos, rabbits, giraffes, soda pop, roofing tar, one pair of tennis shoes...no strings btw.......
     
    convicted1, Jul 9, 2014
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    What did the tornado leave all jumbled together after it hit the zoo next to the lake?

    Gypsum, latex, limestone, dolomite, water, perlite, vinyl polymers, crystalline silica
     
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    What ingredients are found inside breast implants.

    Mustard, asphalt, leaves, potatoes, grass, a riding mower with three flats, a cow, pears, school bus, rotor rooter, and an outboard mower.....
     
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    What came out when Godzilla threw up?

    Anthony Weiner, Bajingo Sisters, Buzz Aldrin, Eve Mendes, Dumbo, John Kerry.
     
    thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 10, 2014
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    Who were all that were part of Anthony Weiner's media "circus"?
     
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    Hm ... no answer.

    And you accuse me of not tracking?

     
    thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 13, 2014
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    Oopsy again...


    Horse shoes.....
     
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    Other than hand grenades, where else does "just being close" count?

    Security fence
     
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    Where do security guards go to buy stolen goods?


    Runny nose in summer
     
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    What was the name of James Goldman's lesser known and much less successful sequel to "Lion in Winter"?

    25 or 6 to 4
     
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    How many yards did the last place horse run in the 2014 Kentucky Derby, and what were the odds?

    Bad hair day....
     
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    What does the Goth kid in the Sprint commercials have every day?

    Fire and ice ...
     
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    Who did Earth take back in after Earth, Wind, and Fire broke up, and who took Wind's place?


    Horse's tail....
     
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    What kind of stories did Secretariat used to tell the other horses in the stud pasture?

    Mind over matter
     
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    In a division equation that involves "mind" and "matter", how does it appear on the chalkboard if you divide "mind" by "matter"....


    Cow pasture....
     
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    What does a cowboy with new boots stay out of?

    Flibbertigibbet
     
    thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 15, 2014
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