In this thread, one person asks about a problem, and the next person gives some really bad advice, and asks another question:
How can I stop my dog from jumping over our fence and roaming all over the neighborhood?
Bad Advice Only
Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by fluke, Nov 13, 2008.
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How can I better keep my house clean? -
Open all your doors and windows, then go on vacation. Someone will be sure to clean out your house for you.
I want Santa to bring me lots of gifts this year, but I *may* not have been very, VERY good the whole year. How can I butter him up? -
Put as much butter as you can in a five-gallon bucket, heat it until it's liquid, then pour it down the sides of the chimney.
I have a dog that always jumps on people; I've been trying to get her to stop. What should I do? -
Keep wet paint on his feet when guests come over.
I have trouble rolling my driver's side window down. What can I do? -
Scarlett O. ModeratorModerator
And you'll be able to go through the bank drive through with no problem.
My favorite shirt has a stain on it that won't come out.
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What do I say when my wife asks if pants make her behind look big? -
Tell your wife she looks great compared to Rossane Barr
What should I do when a customer will not tip me for a taxi ride -
Scarlett O. ModeratorModerator
I put my money in the coke machine and my drink wouldn't come out! :BangHead: -
If it is cold outside, and the machine is outside, stick your tongue in the money slot and see if that will help.
I backed into my supervisor's car and left a dent. How do I tell her this? -
What's the best way to cure the common cold? -
SBCPreacher Active MemberSite Supporter
Hold your breath... for 30 minutes.
I lost my toothbrush. What should I do? -
// I backed into my supervisor's car and left a dent. How do I tell her this? //
Marry the Boss (go to Conn. they let woman/woman mariages now.)
Three months ago I lost my job. I haven't paid my mortgage payment for two months. My mortgage company forecloses on Thanksgiving Day. What do I have to be thankful for? -
My joints sure do ache at night. What can I do to sleep?
Rob -
Bathe in Deep Sea Salts and alcohol.
It is raining outside and I need an umbrella and dont have one. What should I do? -
You have taken that special girl out for a first date, and at the restaurant, you find you dont have your wallet :praying: -
Pretend you are going to the bathroom and leave.
You are at a public bathroom and you had the runs. You found out there is no toilet paper too late. What do you do -
How do I get my daughter to stop crying? -
// How do I get my daughter to stop crying? //
Depends on age:
newborn - 3 -- change Huggies
3 - 18 -- advance allowance
18 - 88 -- Tell her you didn't raise her to here her cry
89+ -- change Depends
What job has the lowest cost/benefit ratio? Why? -
You get a speeding ticket, but when the cop comes you don't have your wallet
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