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In the event of the rapture.......

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Marcia

Marcia

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kyredneck said:
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

[excerpt from home page]

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.".........

....."Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends."
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This was so funny I forgot to laugh.
 
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billwald said:
If times get as bad as you Raptionists claim your pets will be cooked and eaten for lunch.
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Nah. Hunting the elusive bovine will be a lot easier. One walks to a field, goes up to a cow, it goes, "Moo", and you shoot it. Lots easier than trying to get 'Fluffy' down from the tree for a fricascee(sp?) or a Rottweiler into a pot of boiling oil for fried doggie hors dourves. (or however they spell it in french) I believe the phrase means, "things you fill up on in a fancy restuarant so one may take home a 'doggy-bag' made out of aluminum foil made into the shape of a swan".
 
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rdwhite said:
We may have to eat them ourselves before the rapture takes place!
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I do have what is supposed to be a great recipe for dog ala Vietnamese style. But to post it here would (probably) be in violation. Other countries eat lots of animals that we consider as pets. Some do it for survival. Some do it because that is their culture. When I was a guard in an apartment complex we used to have a lot of feral cats around. When the Vietnamese moved in, the cat population went down considerably. Now who is it that is from England that posts here? If you read this, didn't in the old days the English considered corn-on-the-cob as food fit only for pigs? They thought it was crazy that we ate it. Same for tomatoes, most used to think they were poisonuos.
 
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