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...President Obama who immediately flew to talk to Snoopy.
What a surprise when the President presented Snoopy with.......
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offical military wings - but why were they from the US Marine Corps...
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.....because Snoopy is a beagle and beagles love water.
Why wasn't Vice President Biden invited to go along...............
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Because he promised Charlie Brown that he could kick the football, not pulling it away like Lucy does :tongue3:
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but Biden found a loophole in that promise, and instead he....
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.....hid it in Woodstock's nest. After Woodstock found the football he did......
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a quick check of the football - and saw the small lable that said made in .....
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Dixville Notch, New Hampshire :tongue3:
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....then Snoopy took that football, got back on his doghouse, and flew to D.C and handed it back to Obama. In amazement, Obama looked at Snoopy and said...........
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....then Snoopy took that football, got back on his doghouse, and flew to D.C and handed it back to Obama. In amazement, Obama looked at Snoopy and said...........
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....is it true that Ron Paul paid you to deliver this to me. Wait, there is a secret compartment in this football. My goodness, look what I found. It is a........
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........minature Salty, a "Mini-Me" so-to-speak. Now, he looked at Obama, and with his crooked index finger pointed at him, stated emphatically.........
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........minature Salty, a "Mini-Me" so-to-speak. Now, he looked at Obama, and with his crooked index finger pointed at him, stated emphatically.........
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Enthusiasm overcomes all objections, Mr. President !! Obama said......
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If I want to run for re-election - I will need a new Veep and that should be.....
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....the End!
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...is near, Snoppy proclaimed!! I can see the storm coming in the horizon. He looked at Woodstock, his trusted companion of many years, and said.......
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...is near, Snoppy proclaimed!! I can see the storm coming in the horizon. He looked at Woodstock, his trusted companion of many years, and said.......
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If you had a higher GPA in college than your fellow student, Mr. Kerry, how did he become.....
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a janitor for Ross Perot? But the real reason he took the job was to find out....
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if Americans would actually vote in mass an make Snoopy Governor of his Great State - Which did happen.
Now the first official Act that Gov Snoops too was....
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....to put a bone in every dog bowl. He said he was going to first enact....
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.....that dogs no longer had to have a license - but the Dog Catchers union demanded that.....