Tarzan - Encourages evolutionary THEORY by portraying monkeys being as intelligent as humans, walking and talking.
Man, anyone as old as I ought to be thinking about evil old Captain Kangaroo, with his talking moose who could make it rain pingpong balls and his rabbit that was such a carrot thief. We were brainwashed!
And bringing man down to animal's level by showing a man living in the jungle, naked, and swinging from vines.
I don't imagine that when that donkey talked to Balaam that she bothered to put her panties on first. And Job, of all evil thoughts, acknowedged that he was born naked.
Beauty and the Beast - As we know from the Bible, the beast is another name for the Anti-Christ, the evil figure who will herald the end times. This movie tries to confuse children into thinking the Beast is really a nice, handsome prince in disguise.
And I suppose the gospel tries to confuse people into thinking God was a man in disguise?
Aladdin - Set amidst an obviously evil Muslim backdrop, this movie features a young man and a Princess who spend half the time half-nude on a carpet.
Would and
old man and a princess speding a
quarter of the time a
third nude on a
dirt floor be better? Or what are your quantities?
The Lion King - It is well known the plot of this movie was stolen from a play by a notorious Godless homosexual by the name of William Shakespeare.
Since I don't really know what is in these movies-- even though I've
heard of them all-- I don't know the stories or their sources. But the only problem I've ever had with the one entitle the Lion King is wondering what it is that the king lies about.
Alice in Wonderland - Magic mushrooms, pipe smoke, psychedelic fantasy - this movie is promoting drug use to our children!
What do the prophetic books of the Bible have? 10-headed dragon, fire (and smoke) from the pit, those cool little critters like locusts that have blond hair and faces like horses that will torment with stings from their tails for 5 months.......
Snow White - a movie about a teenage runaway who moves in with seven strange men.
They weren't that
strange, were they? A bit idiosynchratic, perhaps. [Yes, I do remember seeing that one.]
Sleeping Beauty - in a clear mockery of our Risen Lord and Savior, this story features a girl who is dead but brought back to life with a magic kiss.
Old Pete did that with a woman named Dorcas. Well, what do we expect from the pope?
Encourages premarital fornication.
Oh,
that kind of fornication! Remeber-- the church should have no contact with Jesus, since he and the church are not
married yet, according to Revelation-- right?
The Jungle Book - Promotes new age mentality for children to go out and befriend nature.
You're right. We ought to curse every fig tree we see! And make all our pets into caps.
Pinocchio - A story about a puppet. As we know from Exodus, man is not supposed to form idols.
Yeah--- not make
any likeness of
anything. Man, how evil are the pictures we take, the machine designs engineers draw, and these yellow faces at my right, that smile, wave, type, sleep,...
Cinderella - A story about an ungrateful girl who uses enlists the help of a witch to rebel against her step-mother.
Well, I would understand if it was a unsetpful girl who enlisted a rebel to witch her greatmother. But the way you state it... nah.
Robin Hood - Steal from the rich to give to the poor? As if Obama wasn't doing enough to teach our children such rotten values.
Maybe if he'd been there when Jesus told the 'rich young ruler' to give all his wealth to the poor, he's have had no reason not to do it. Have you eve thought about how appropriate the name Robbin' Hood is?
Pocahontas - as well as promoting interracial romance, this movie lies about history by portraying Natives as being peaceful people who had their land usurped by cruel invading Europeans, rather than being savages who pre-stole God's country, America.
Well, of all the interracial gall! At least old Powhattan should have offered his daughter free to aliens, like Lot did. And maybe they weren't savage enough, like Joshua and his bravess who wiped out 7 nations-- well, almost; you leave any of them alive and they'll come back to bite you!
My sermon seemed to go over well with the Church Members.
No kiddin'? Both of them?
I may do a follow up Sermon next Sunday.
Well, be sure you give me a rundown if you do. I'll be glad to analyze it.
