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Missouri could be first state to allow outdoor cremations
A bill dubbed the "Jedi Disposal Act" could soon make Missouri the first state to allow outdoor cremations.
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The bill passed with nearly unanimous consent in this year's legislative session and is awaiting Gov. Mike Parson's decision on whether to sign it.
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Sweet, I'd be down for that.
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Outdoor cremations?
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Cremations outside in Viking ships or inside in brick ovens -- count me "not a fan." On the practical side, I would guess the liability might make these cost more.
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Cremations outside in Viking ships or inside in brick ovens -- count me "not a fan." On the practical side, I would guess the liability might make these cost more.
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I'll just have to plan mine on an odd numbered day, that's when I run my sprinklers.
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I'm going to be stuffed, wearing a g-string and displayed at my alma mater (to one up those stained glass windows).
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Let me know your alma mater so I'll be sure never to go there! :Roflmao
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Jeremy Bentham you ain't. And in this case, would it not be Dolorosa Mater?
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Will there be marshmallows?
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...wonder what it smells like downwind...
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They are also talking about composting us!
Think of eating a tomato knowing that :)
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Dakhma (tower of slience). That's interesting too
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Preferably I could have a tomb and ossuary, but alas it's just to humid around here.
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Ummm,, smells like chicken :Tongue
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Barbeque.
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… make your mouth water, eh?...
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No, but burning human meat smells like burning beef.
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Human bodies out of calories and burning their own muscle and organs smells like a sweet sausage cooking.
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...if you didn't know what it was, no? Thought you said it would smell like bbq.