SPRRR....ING!

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  1. I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    I'm sorry Sherrie I couldn't resist this one. Especially since you have a new spell checker! :rolleyes:

    On a more serious note, I hope you are feeling better real soon.


    Sue
     
  2. Sherrie New Member

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    hahahahahaha! you got me on that one! I just saw it.

    Sherrie
     
  3. Pete New Member

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    Owed to the Spell Checker

    I have a spelling checker --
    It came with my PC
    It plane lee marks four my revue
    Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

    Eye ran this poem threw it,
    Your sure real glad two no.
    Its very polished in it's weigh,
    My checker tolled me sew.

    A checker is a bless sing,
    It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
    It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
    And aides me when aye rime.

    To rite with care is quite a feet
    Of witch won should be proud.
    And we mussed dew the best wee can,
    Sew flaws are knot aloud.

    And now bee cause my spelling
    Is checked with such grate flare,
    Their are know faults with in my cite,
    Of none eye am a wear.

    Each frays come posed up on my screen
    Eye trussed to bee a joule
    The checker poured o'er every word
    To cheque sum spelling rule.

    That's why aye brake in two averse
    By righting wants to pleas,
    Sow now ewe see why eye dew prays
    Such soft wear for pea seas!

    :D :D

    Pete
     
  4. Sherrie New Member

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    Ok Pete ans Sue!

    I will have to be more on my toes. Ok...so I got relaxed. I was talking in chat with this friend of mine and made the mistake. He kept doing these IMViroment things on the board.

    So it is easy to say; I cannot chew bubble gum and walk. Nor can I pat my head and rub my belly at the same time.

    Sherrie
     
  5. Pete New Member

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    Sherrie, it's my little way of fixing your earache. I am such a pain in the neck that the ear will seem not much of a problem in comparison ;)

    Tell whoever it was playing around with IMVironment thingys to go take a short walk off a tall cliff.. ;)

    Pete
     
  6. Sherrie New Member

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    Naw....he is toooo Australian. I will just be on guard.

    Sherrie
     
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    Well, my Sooners lost yesterday so I guess I will have to cheer for Kansas to win the NCAA Tournament this year. rsr, I guess we have to wait until next year and hope Sampson can bring in some more talent to help fill the void of Price, White, and Ere graduating.

    On a more positive note, my alma mater, Northeastern State University (of Tahlequah, OK), won the NCAA Division II men's basketball championship for the first time. The game was televised so I got to watch the second half. ARTICLE LINK
     
  8. Pete New Member

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    Aussie huh? That guarantees he is a trouble maker...

    Pete
     
  9. Sherrie New Member

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    yep....Aussie! You think he is a troublemaker? hmmmmmmm....I better watch what he says.

    Sherrie
     
  10. DHK <b>Moderator</b>

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    Hello folks way down south. What's happening to ya'll. April fools day is having its effect a bit early is it? Temperatures like 29, 32, 38, 39 in Missouri, Mississippi, Georgia. It was 52 Farenheit here yesterday. It will be 46 degrees today, nice spring temperatures, even though we may wake up to a bit of snow with temperatures just below freezing. Aud on Thursday night it will only be 12 Farenheit On Saturday we are expecting more snow. Don't put the tomato plants out yet. Here you wait for the last week-end in May to plant your garden. If you don't like the weather, just a wait a couple of hours; it will change.
    DHK
     
  11. Sherrie New Member

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    Yep, DHK, it was cold. It is suppose to be in the 80F this week. I can handle that. I love that!

    Sherrie
     
  12. jonmagee New Member

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    Sue and Sherrie, you do realise "pants" has a different meaning in UK? please dont ask me to tell you what it is lest I cause you some embarrasment

    yours, Jon.
     
  13. Sherrie New Member

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    Thats the thing about language...I am at times afraid to say anything.

    So whats going on with you Jonmagee?

    Sherrie
     
  14. Wisdom Seeker New Member

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    There are quite a few words in U.K. English that are quite different than American English and vice versa...and they are quite frequently embarassing differences.

    :D Laurenda

    Must go consult my English dictionary for definition of pants now. ;)
     
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    It was 81 degrees today with a blue, cloudless sky. The flowering crab is a riot of deep and light magentas.

    And I'm stuck in the office. O cruel fate!
     
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    When I was a lad in England, men did not mention pants in mixed company. Oh how things have changed. *whispering* pants in the UK are ladies undergarments. We wear trousers; long and short, dress and work, but they are trousers. Then, of course, knickers has a dual meaning. They can be the knee-cut britches often seen on the golf course and they can also refer to one's under garments.....so, don't get your knickers in a twist.

    I am more climatized to North America so I can say pants.

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
  17. Sherrie New Member

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    80's all week no rain until maybe Friday! Hello!

    Spring is in the air....lalalalala...lalalal

    Sherrie
     
  18. Sherrie New Member

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    hahahahaha! Jim!

    Sherrie
     
  19. Gib Active Member

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    There is something in the air, but it does'nt feel like spring. Cool, breezy and damp. One good thing is the pesky biting gnats are taking a break. This is great baseball weather. Both of my boys play at school and for the county. We enjoy the weather now, for we know the heat and humidity will be upon us later this summer.
     
  20. DHK <b>Moderator</b>

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    Hi Sherrie,
    I am glad your enjoying your summer-like spring. We are still expecting more snow this week.

    I was just noticing that it took you less than a year to reach almost four and a half thousand posts. But it has taken me almost three years to reach this post, #3,000.
    So I'll expect to see you at #5,000 shortly.
    DHK